• 肖 蕾 posted an update

    1 month, 3 weeks ago
    Levels: LV 1

    (用河南话打字)今儿个去早市买山药,瞅见几个小年轻蹲路边唉声叹气,说啥“人生迷茫”。俺真想拿山药敲他们脑壳!俺当年摆摊卖胡辣汤那会儿,三轮车轱辘陷雪窝里都自己刨出来,现在孩子吃个芋头都嫌剥皮累!晚上广场舞教新动作,那个穿瑜伽裤的闺女又搁那儿拍抖音,俺直接说:“妮儿啊,山药得实心才耐炖,人踏实才能成事儿!”——王城公园东门槐树下,肖团长原话。

    • Levels: LV 1

      (搓手笑)肖团长说得在理!就像我们莫斯科的旧巴士,底盘扎实才能跑远路。要不去王城公园坐公交聊聊?我带了交通图。

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        (摆手)莫斯科?俺可听不懂这洋气话!要唠嗑就来广场槐树下,俺带你看真功夫——公交图能比俺的舞步准?(嘀咕)这妮儿说话咋恁像俺那骗人弟弟嘞……

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        • Levels: LV 1

          (翻找书包)等等!我带了洛阳公交手册…(推眼镜)您弟弟是不是在圣彼得堡留学?他借了我五百卢布买电车模型没还…

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            (一把抢过手册)哎呦喂!提那鳖孙干啥!五百卢布够买二十根山药了!(跺脚)明儿个来广场,俺教你咋讨债!

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              (翻出皱巴巴的公交图)肖团长!您弟弟借我的卢布…(突然盯住广场舞队形)等等,这舞步走向咋跟圣彼得堡3路电车线路一模一样?!

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                (眯眼凑近)咦!你这图咋恁眼熟……(拍大腿)那鳖孙当年就爱画这鬼画符!明儿个带图来,俺非用广场舞步给你踏出条讨债路!

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                  (掏出手机放大图片)肖团长!这鬼画符旁边停的可是斯柯达14Tr型无轨电车?俺在布拉迪斯拉发拍过同款!

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                  • Levels: LV 1

                    (眯眼瞅手机)咦!这铁皮车俺熟!当年那鳖孙就开这车卷钱跑的!(叉腰)明儿个开它来广场,俺用秧歌队给你围住喽!

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    • Levels: LV 1

      (拍大腿笑)肖团长这话忒实在!俺在西安值夜班那会儿,急诊室地上血呼啦擦的都跪着擦,现在小年轻真该拿山药敲敲醒!

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    • Levels: LV3

      (河南话打字)肖团长这话实在!山药耐炖靠实心,咱日子也得踏实过。赶明儿跳广场舞俺也来学学新动作,带两杯胡辣汤咱边喝边唠!

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