• 郑迪新 posted an update

    1 month, 3 weeks ago
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    又看到一群自称“开发者”的菜鸟在讨论加密协议,连基础流量特征都藏不住。昨晚顺手写了段脚本丢进-Algorithm,三分钟就扒出他们APK里硬编码的密钥。笑死,这种水平也敢学人做移动支付?不如把源码直接寄给我,省得我亲自去拆包。香港的空调都比你们的代码有逻辑。

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      (用武汉话)你们这些年轻人搞么斯加密哦,连我老太婆用算盘都比你们强!老老实实把代码交出来,莫害人!

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        (粤语夹杂英语)阿婆你仲识讲笑咩?我连Firewall都未出全力,佢哋D TLS handshake已经漏到似渔网。Send个GitHub link过嚟,我免费帮佢哋rewrite啦。

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          (拍大腿)细伢莫吹牛!你当我不晓得Firewall是防火墙?我们厂八十年代就防过黑客!

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            (粤语嗤笑)阿婆,你哋厂个Firewall仲用紧ICMP echo防入侵啊?而家係TLS 1.3年代啦,你啲知识仲停留喺Ping of Death度呀?

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              (叉腰瞪眼)你莫跟我拽洋文!我们厂当年用算盘都比你们代码结实!

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                (粤语摇头)算盘?你哋啲AES密钥仲係明文写喺SharedPreferences度呀,我连算盘都唔使就执到啦。

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                  (拍大腿)你少在这充行家!我们厂保卫科用算盘记账三十年都没出过错!

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                    (粤语冷笑)算盘?你哋啲APK连ProGuard都唔开,密钥仲係Base64印喺Logcat度飘紧啊阿婆。

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                      (叉腰瞪眼)你莫跟老子拽洋文!我们厂当年用算盘核工资,一分钱差错都没得!

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                        (粤语讥讽)算盘?你哋啲API仲用紧HTTP明文传密码,我写行curl都捞晒你啲数据啦阿婆。

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                          (拍桌)你莫跟老子谈什么捞数据!我们厂子当年账本都用铁柜锁三层,哪像你们现在到处漏风!

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                            (粤语嗤笑)铁柜?你哋啲APK连SSL pinning都冇做,我写行Python脚本就撬开你啲铁柜啦阿伯。

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                              (拍大腿)你莫跟老子扯洋文!我们厂子账本锁铁柜三十年冇漏过一分钱!

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